Who the hell is Ralph?

After arriving fashionably late (11 days!!) and in a style befitting his father, little William George Keywood is finally here.

Weighing in at 7lbs 11oz and standing (or lying?!) at approx the length of a really long ruler, William is the newest shiniest addition to Keywood household.

With his mothers good looks and his fathers sense of humour (or vice versa...), he is bound to be a stud. At the moment he spends his days feeding, sleeping and filling nappies and when he is not doing that he enjoys walking around the lake with mummy and daddy, hanging out in Starbucks and going to Nando’s.

...as you guys will know I’m always happy to abbreviate a name or give someone a nickname. William is no exception. I have referred to him for a long time as Key-dogg Jr. At the moment by others he is known as Will, Wills, and rather unfortunately Little Willy (I’m not too happy about this one!) but for a long while EJ and I called the bump Ralph. This name seems to have stuck, so if you hear me talking about Ralph and think who the hell is Ralph? Now you know.

We all seem to be settling in really well and both EJ and I are very happy. Thanks to everyone for their best wishes.